The clincher came when a few weeks later, as I sat down for dinner one night and my Boyfriend was pouring us both a glass each of wine, I was looking longingly at the ruby red liquid filling up the glass and remarked, “Haven’t you just been waiting for this ALL day!?” My Boyfriend stopped pouring and looked at me with bemused look on his face and simply replied “No”. Oh, I thought, was I not meant to be hanging out for my nightly red?